經典搞笑英語~(我真的看過有人這樣用的)

看完了以後我已經No Language(無言)了:

1. We two who and who?
咱倆誰跟誰啊!

2. How are you ? how old are you?
怎么是你,怎么老是你?

3. You don’t bird me,I don’t bird you.


你不鳥我,我也不鳥你

4. You have seed,I will give you some color to see see.
你有種,我要給你點顏色瞧瞧.

5. Hello everybody!if you have something to say,then say!if you havenothing to say,go home!!
有事起奏,無事退朝

6. You Give Me Stop!!
你給我站住!

7. Know is know noknow is noknow.
知之為知之,不知為不知…

8. WATCH SISTER
表妹

9. American Chinese not enough
美中不足

10. heart flower angry open
心花怒放

11. go past no mistake past
走過路過,不要錯過

12.小明:I am sorry!
    老外:I am sorry too!
    小明:I am sorry three!
    老外:What are you sorry for?
    小明:I am sorry five!

13. If you want money,I have no;if you want life,I have one!
     要錢沒有,要命一條。

14. I call Li old big. toyear 25.
我叫李老大,今年25。

15. You have two down son。
你有兩下子。

16. as far as you go to die
有多遠,死多遠!!!!

17. I give you face you don”t wanna face,you lose you face ,I turn my face.
給你臉你不要臉,你丟臉,我翻臉 。

最後補上兩個我同學的名句:

I will kill your all family.

No money no talk. (這兩句自己去猜意思吧~~~)

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